FromSoft games are, first and foremost, redolent with drip, and Elden Ring is no different. Sure, there’s something about bosses, a man with a pot for a head and the Game of Thrones guy in there, but 2022’s game of the year is above all a beautiful and expansive catwalk. See?
This is presumably why the game now has an official fashion collab with luxury streetwear brand ARK/8, manifested in the form of “The Lands Between Collection,” a set of eight eye-wateringly pricey pieces of clothing that I am desperately trying to figure out how to expense.
The line-up launched for sale today, and ranges from a luxurious faux fur coat lined with a map of The Lands Between (£1,400/around $1,700) to a “Tarnished Destroyed Sweater” (£190/around $230) that’s either edgy and chic or “looks like my dryer ate it,” in the words of PC Gamer fashion editor Andy Chalk.
As someone who is A) forever dressed like a keynote speaker at a young Tory conference and B) feels bad spending north of £10 on a T-shirt, it’s less that the clothes aren’t for me than it is that I’m not for them. But god, how I wish I was.
The creative director on the lineup is one D…